Oh, shut up.
Today in Hollywood:
It seems that couch-jumpin' Tom Cruise and not-too-bright starlet Katie Holmes are heading to splittsville. Oh, please, no, say it ain't so! But they seemed so happy and perfect together!
The über-moron Scientologists' spin doctors are vehemently denying it, of course, saying the two are very much in love. But, according to a report in Life & Style magazine, parents-to-be Cruise and Holmes "plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby's birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home--though sleeping in separate bedrooms--through the summer," presumably after Mission: Impossible 3 reaches blockbuster status. Oh my God, who knew?
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil-your-head-with-crap is helping poor Paula Abdul get laid. The co-host of American Karaoke must be pretty far gone if she can't get a date on her own. According to tvsquad.com, "after she and Dr. Phil have dissected her relationship issues, Paula will choose one man out of ten to go on a blind date. That date will be filmed, of course, and Dr. Phil will also dissect that."
Jesus, but Simon Cowell is gonna have a field day with that.
Finally, Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa?
According to Ananova. com, award-winning Indian director T. Rajeevnath wants to cast Paris Hilton as the star of a new film about Mother Teresa. The director said he was impressed when he heard the hotel heiress had refused to strip for Playboy magazine.
You see the resemblance, don't you?
It seems that couch-jumpin' Tom Cruise and not-too-bright starlet Katie Holmes are heading to splittsville. Oh, please, no, say it ain't so! But they seemed so happy and perfect together!
The über-moron Scientologists' spin doctors are vehemently denying it, of course, saying the two are very much in love. But, according to a report in Life & Style magazine, parents-to-be Cruise and Holmes "plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby's birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home--though sleeping in separate bedrooms--through the summer," presumably after Mission: Impossible 3 reaches blockbuster status. Oh my God, who knew?
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil-your-head-with-crap is helping poor Paula Abdul get laid. The co-host of American Karaoke must be pretty far gone if she can't get a date on her own. According to tvsquad.com, "after she and Dr. Phil have dissected her relationship issues, Paula will choose one man out of ten to go on a blind date. That date will be filmed, of course, and Dr. Phil will also dissect that."
Jesus, but Simon Cowell is gonna have a field day with that.
Finally, Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa?
According to Ananova. com, award-winning Indian director T. Rajeevnath wants to cast Paris Hilton as the star of a new film about Mother Teresa. The director said he was impressed when he heard the hotel heiress had refused to strip for Playboy magazine.You see the resemblance, don't you?
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