Top ten reasons why my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend

Since today is February 14th, I thought I would take the opportunity to engage in that ancient Valentine's Day tradition: bragging.

Specifically, bragging about why Rosanne is such
an awesome girlfriend.

And why I consider myself such a lucky man.

So here's why you should be so jealous that you'll want to put a gun to your head.

Top Ten Reasons Why My Girlfriend Is Better Than Your Girlfriend:

10. She likes drinking beer and cussin' almost as much as I do.
9. Her lawyer can beat up your girlfriend's lawyer.
8. If she doesn't tell you she's PMS'ing, you'd never know it.
7. She appreciates it when I let her beat me at Boggle.
6. She'll watch Star Wars without losing a bet.
5. She has Special Yoga Powers.
4. (censored)
3. (SO censored) heh heh
2. She's cute as hell, funny, warm, relaxed, artistic, and fun to be with.

And the number one reason why my girlfriend's better than your girlfriend:

1. Two words: yoga bum.