You suck. No, YOU suck.
Children, children, please stop fighting -- Daddy has a headache!
Donald Trump has been locked into a war of words with Martha Stewart over the failure of her show The Apprentice: Martha Stewart.
The home style diva, who as we all know can MacGuyver two lace doilies and a paper clip into a nuclear warhead, said in an interview earlier this week that the reason why her show failed was because The Donald refused to take his show off the air. You see, it would seem that the original plan was for her to "fire" Trump on the first show, and then hand the franchise over to her. Since the marketplace was not able to support two Apprentice franchises, hers flopped (although we all know it flopped because it sucked ass).
"WTF?", says Trumpie. This is apparently news to him. He says he never planned to stop making his show.
So Captain Combover goes on a major rant, saying that she needs to accept the responsibility for putting on a show that nobody wanted to watch. (as opposed to his eminently-watchable thespian marvel).
Martha, meanwhile, is all hurt 'n all, and has to wad up $1,000 bills to wipe her eyes with because she ran out of kleenex. She's so despondent she can't even tell her servants how to cook a decent souffle.
Don't you love it when filthy rich egomaniacal arseholes duke it out in public?
Donald Trump has been locked into a war of words with Martha Stewart over the failure of her show The Apprentice: Martha Stewart.
The home style diva, who as we all know can MacGuyver two lace doilies and a paper clip into a nuclear warhead, said in an interview earlier this week that the reason why her show failed was because The Donald refused to take his show off the air. You see, it would seem that the original plan was for her to "fire" Trump on the first show, and then hand the franchise over to her. Since the marketplace was not able to support two Apprentice franchises, hers flopped (although we all know it flopped because it sucked ass).
"WTF?", says Trumpie. This is apparently news to him. He says he never planned to stop making his show.
So Captain Combover goes on a major rant, saying that she needs to accept the responsibility for putting on a show that nobody wanted to watch. (as opposed to his eminently-watchable thespian marvel).
Martha, meanwhile, is all hurt 'n all, and has to wad up $1,000 bills to wipe her eyes with because she ran out of kleenex. She's so despondent she can't even tell her servants how to cook a decent souffle.
Don't you love it when filthy rich egomaniacal arseholes duke it out in public?
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