New Bin Laden tape rips 'American Idol' judge

AMMAN - A new audio tape apparently featuring the voice of Osama Bin Laden has surfaced on the Al-Jazeera network, ostensibly to commemorate the fifth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the tape is a 23-minute tirade against American Idol judge Simon Cowell.

"O heathens of the world, against the mighty Allah, against the God of all kings," says the voice in Arabic. "You have chosen as your king a false idol, this Simon Cowell, this evil-doer, this monster of men, this smiter of singers."

According to a high-level CIA source, reports out of Pakistan indicate that Bin Laden was livid when singer Bo Rice was eliminated from last year's talent competition.

"O, you who thinks he knows how to sing. Allah, be wise to this man; for he is but the ass of a donkey and the rectum of a goat."

National Security Agency analysts have yet to positively confirm the voice as that of Osama Bin Laden's.

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